Here’s my take on this weeks current events… in two sent(ence)s.
A Bizarre Duo
Swifty’s fresh out of song ideas now that she’s single… time to get all up in KStew’s biz. I’m dying to know, are they friends with benefits?
Taylor Swift’s Stank Face
Oh you sassy huh? Looks like Taylor has finally come out of the closet, as a bitch (and I like it).
Kind & Charitable Jodi
Jodi is the perfect prisoner, she is kind, she is smart, and she is important. Whoever gets the locks of love wig made from her hair is one lucky mother frocker.
Matt Damon’s Big Gay Sunday Night
Matt Damon is soooo gay. Seriously though, I can’t wait for Sunday.
Conceited much? I can’t stand Kanye, and this invitation is absurd.
Rihanna’s New Jorts
That’s a fierce denim belt, but why is there a crotch strap? Nice ass Rihanna, but doubling up on undies is unnecessary and I don’t want you to get a yeast infection.
How bout that Amanda Bynes
bong vase tossing?… J’adore.
Shut The Frock Up*