Bonjour Frock Stars. The winner of my Memorial Day giveaway is…
Charissa Thomas, you go with your bad self girl!
Don’t worry losers, I have a giveaway every month… stay tuned for June’s.
I’m going to leave you with a few things that I’ve been thinking about this morning:
- I need someone to invest in me so I can invent waterproof magazines. It’s not fun to lay outside covered in oil without a mag. I find myself covered in news print rub off residue, the magazine gets ruined, and I don’t really read any of it… I just do a flip through.
- I need someone to create a fabric that sun can penetrate. I freakin hate tan lines… they look stupid.
- I need someone else to invent electrolyte coffee. Gatorade and coffee taste like azz together, it can’t be that hard for a scientist to genetically modify a coffee bean and add electrolytes… This would help millions of hungover people everywhere.
- I also need a pool in my backyard. I feel ghetto squirting myself with a hose when I am sweating profusely.
- Pedicures are magical.
Stay hydrated today, it’s hot.