Nothing that exciting happened in celeb news this week, except for Paris Jackson… and bitches need to give her space. So this week, I’m giving my two sent(ence)s on a few shows that I watched.
RHONJ, Mainly Juicy Joe
To answer Teresa’s question from the last reunion (who would you rather, Ritchie or Juicy), I totally pick Richie. WTF is wrong with you Juicy, why would you call Melissa “Horsey Face” to sweet little Milania… jealous of the Gorga’s?
The Client List
Princess of Long Island… Jeff, The Great Catch
Amanda sweetie, I don’t think you’re Jeff’s type (unless you secretly have a penis). Take a stroll honey.
Hannibal, What A Creep
This guy is like the thing nightmares are made of. Although the show’s pretty gory, it’s practically cancelled out when you think about Laurence Fishburne as Cowboy Curtis.
The Today Show
How dare a crazed man disrupt my morning routine. I just can’t get my shit together when I don’t see Al Roker outside, telling me what’s going on in my neck of the woods.
What did you Frock Stars get into this week? I’m a bit embarrassed to say this but, I can’t freakin wait for the Pretty Little Liars premiere next week.