Here’s my take on this weeks current events… in two sent(ence)s.
Bieber Clever?… hell no
Biebs seriously pissed some people off this week. I can’t wait to see him in a reality rehab show in a few years… maybe I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here will make a comeback.
I didn’t know Mandy was an extra in Britney’s new Smurf video. Black pants have never looked so chic… werq those slacks.
It’s a damn shame it wasn’t fat Rob having a second wind. J’adore that Lamar stopped to pose with fans after his paparazzi attack, what a gentleman.
I like him better with a little scruff, and no cleavage. I wonder who he’ll wine-dine-69 next.
White Girl Wasted
It’s rude as shizz that nobody told Brandi to pull her dress down after she went to the bathroom, that’s common courtesy people. But really, who wears black undies with a white dress?… gagging and not in a good way.
A little facial hair has turned Adam into the love child of Prince and Dave Navarro. I’m hoping that the power of Glambert and Nene can actually keep Glee from being a total shit show… as in shitty ass show.
No matter how drunk you get, don’t tinkle in mop buckets this weekend.