Here’s my take on this weeks current events… in two sent(ence)s.
I’m not sure why Amanda was taken on a 5150 hold, she was just trying to make her neighbor some s’mores. It’s not her fault that she had gas, dairy can do that to a person.
K Middy Had A Baby?
I’ve never wanted a limited edition maternity dress sooo bad. Did Kate seriously have this baby, or was it done via surrogate?… she looks sickening.
Lez be honest, too much Weiner is a bad thing. The only Weiner that I want to see in the news is a freakin dachshund.
Miley Dances With Molly
It’s truly shocking that this song is about ecstasy, I thought the dancing animals in her video were all just named Molly. Clearly, ecstasy does a body good.
Chaz Bono George Zimmerman’s A Hero
It was nice to see Chaz Bono back in the news. False alarm, it was just Zimmerman… poor Chaz has the worst faux twin ever.
You Get A Show
I love my LiLo, but this show is def going to be more scripted than The Hills. I wish Oprah would give me what I really want, a Madea sitcom.