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I finally got around to seeing Frozen this weekend.

Frozen

I would acknowledge a spoiler alert… but I think I was the last person on the planet to finally see this movie, so I’m going to assume that all of you have seen Frozen.  I thought it was cute, but it was no Little Mermaid or Beauty & The Beast.  I really don’t understand why children are sooo obsessed with Frozen.  The songs were ok, but I found Adele Dezeem’s song to be the only memorable one.

With old school Disney movies, the entire soundtrack was memorable… hello Lion King, can you feel the love tonight hunty?

Hans

I guess I enjoyed the twist of the act of true love being between the sisters, but I found myself longing for a villan.  I don’t think that Prince Hans was a big enough character to be the villan… he was no Ursula, Jafar, Gaston, or Scar.  Hans was also attractive (if you’re into gingies), I want my villans to have something slightly off about them such as:

  • Ursula is a freaking drag queen.  She’s also a huge octopus… nobody likes octopi.
  • Jafar’s moustache is the epitome of creepy.  You get the chills from looking at him.
  • Gaston is sexy, but he has jet black hair and he’s a total douche from the start.
  • Scar was one manipulative bitch, you knew he was bad from his coloring alone.

Elsa

I suppose some could argue that Elsa was the villan, but she doesn’t have the face of evil (she has the face of fierce).  We knew that she had a good heart within the first five minutos of the movie.  After Elsa let it go, her style was on point and I was all about her hair.  She also had a superb eye for decor, I was digging the clean lines of her ice castle.

Anna Frozen

I loved Christoph from the start, so I was all about his love story with Anna.  However, it drives me insane that Anna’s name is pronounced Ana but spelled Anna… I don’t know why, but it’s a major turn off for me.

I did like the movie, and I watched it three times to make the most of my $5 (I had that on demand three-day rental).  I just don’t understand why children are like One Direction obsessed with it.  I mean obviously I’m the problem here, if the whole world is into Frozen except me… perhaps I’ve become uncool.  I don’t think anything will ever compare to the movies that Disney turned out between 1989 – 1995 (Little Merm, Beauty + Beast, Aladdin, Lion King, Pocah) at least for me.  Maybe I waited too long to see Frozen, and all the hype let me down.  What did you think of the movie?  Should I give it another chance and re-order on this snowy day?

Snow

Or shall I get caught up on the Bev Hills reunion from last night, Reign from Thursday, Grimm + Hanni from Friday, and Once Upon A Time from Sunday?… I watch a lot of TV.

 

Get Your Frock On*

 

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