I finally got around to seeing Frozen this weekend.
I would acknowledge a spoiler alert… but I think I was the last person on the planet to finally see this movie, so I’m going to assume that all of you have seen Frozen. I thought it was cute, but it was no Little Mermaid or Beauty & The Beast. I really don’t understand why children are sooo obsessed with Frozen. The songs were ok, but I found Adele Dezeem’s song to be the only memorable one.
With old school Disney movies, the entire soundtrack was memorable… hello Lion King, can you feel the love tonight hunty?
I guess I enjoyed the twist of the act of true love being between the sisters, but I found myself longing for a villan. I don’t think that Prince Hans was a big enough character to be the villan… he was no Ursula, Jafar, Gaston, or Scar. Hans was also attractive (if you’re into gingies), I want my villans to have something slightly off about them such as:
- Ursula is a freaking drag queen. She’s also a huge octopus… nobody likes octopi.
- Jafar’s moustache is the epitome of creepy. You get the chills from looking at him.
- Gaston is sexy, but he has jet black hair and he’s a total douche from the start.
- Scar was one manipulative bitch, you knew he was bad from his coloring alone.
I suppose some could argue that Elsa was the villan, but she doesn’t have the face of evil (she has the face of fierce). We knew that she had a good heart within the first five minutos of the movie. After Elsa let it go, her style was on point and I was all about her hair. She also had a superb eye for decor, I was digging the clean lines of her ice castle.
I loved Christoph from the start, so I was all about his love story with Anna. However, it drives me insane that Anna’s name is pronounced Ana but spelled Anna… I don’t know why, but it’s a major turn off for me.
I did like the movie, and I watched it three times to make the most of my $5 (I had that on demand three-day rental). I just don’t understand why children are like One Direction obsessed with it. I mean obviously I’m the problem here, if the whole world is into Frozen except me… perhaps I’ve become uncool. I don’t think anything will ever compare to the movies that Disney turned out between 1989 – 1995 (Little Merm, Beauty + Beast, Aladdin, Lion King, Pocah) at least for me. Maybe I waited too long to see Frozen, and all the hype let me down. What did you think of the movie? Should I give it another chance and re-order on this snowy day?
Or shall I get caught up on the Bev Hills reunion from last night, Reign from Thursday, Grimm + Hanni from Friday, and Once Upon A Time from Sunday?… I watch a lot of TV.
Get Your Frock On*